Monday, September 18, 2006

Terrorist Network

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Qatar (Al Jazeera)

Encouraged by the worldwide success of their underground videos, Al Qaeda has announced the beginning of a new television Terrorist Network aimed at overthrowing “the cultural hegemony of the Jews and the Crusaders and the Reprobate Booty Shakers.”

Last Friday reliable sources inside of Al Qaeda revealed to Al Jazeera reporters a “powerful cell group conspiracy that potentially threatens the very existence of ‘South Park’ and ‘Battlestar Galactica.’”

Those same sources indicated that Osama bin Laden himself—a big Bon Jovi and Whitney Houston fan—ordered this new and insidious campaign against the west.

“The word in the cave has it that Mohammed Akmad Al Razulli, aka Sheiky Z, will head up the new Terrorist Network,” said Al Jazeera Afghan correspondent Harb Al Munba’ith.

Al Razulli--a hip Morrocan fundamentalist joke writer and television producer--is well known around the Islamic world for his hit TV sitcom Yo Mullah So Fat He Got His Own Area Code.

Details remain sketchy, but the Terrorist Network will apparently lead off their fall schedule with three new shows they hope will create enough ‘buzz’ among the Islamic faithful and sympathetic young westerners to fuel a worldwide TV phenomenon:

Pimp My Goat

Survivor: Tribal Pakistani Frontier

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6 Comments:

Blogger Matthew Pascal said...

Hey Wordcat - check out this link - it's pretty funny...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T89y01dZc1c

8:08 AM  
Blogger Samer Farhat said...

Osama is a big Bon Jovi and Whitney Houston fan?! Now we really need to find him, dead or alive...

11:01 AM  
Blogger Wordcat said...

Death to Bon Jovi! Death to America!

7:43 PM  
Blogger jon said...

"pimp my goat" takes on a whole new meaning in the light of some other recent news stories...

http://time.blogs.com/daily_dish/2006/08/islamists_and_s.html

11:17 PM  
Blogger 3wishes said...

Free spinach for Osama.

12:03 AM  
Blogger Wordcat said...

Thought of that alternative meaning for pimp my goat before posting but it was too good a line to pass up.

That's the ticket. A spinach offensive in the WAR ON TERROR makes as much sense as most of the stuff we've been trying....

3:25 PM  

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