Terrorist Network

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Qatar (Al Jazeera)

Encouraged by the worldwide success of their underground videos, Al Qaeda has announced the beginning of a new television Terrorist Network aimed at overthrowing “the cultural hegemony of the Jews and the Crusaders and the Reprobate Booty Shakers.”

Last Friday reliable sources inside of Al Qaeda revealed to Al Jazeera reporters a “powerful cell group conspiracy that potentially threatens the very existence of ‘South Park’ and ‘Battlestar Galactica.’”

Those same sources indicated that Osama bin Laden himself—a big Bon Jovi and Whitney Houston fan—ordered this new and insidious campaign against the west.

“The word in the cave has it that Mohammed Akmad Al Razulli, aka Sheiky Z, will head up the new Terrorist Network,” said Al Jazeera Afghan correspondent Harb Al Munba’ith.

Al Razulli--a hip Morrocan fundamentalist joke writer and television producer--is well known around the Islamic world for his hit TV sitcom Yo Mullah So Fat He Got His Own Area Code.

Details remain sketchy, but the Terrorist Network will apparently lead off their fall schedule with three new shows they hope will create enough ‘buzz’ among the Islamic faithful and sympathetic young westerners to fuel a worldwide TV phenomenon:

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